Explaining democracy to Americans:
Imagine a Coca-Cola
Well shit.
They put it in the only way Americans would understand.
Democracy is when corporations own the government and buy every election and control the media entirely. I am extremely intelligent.
Some liberal smuglords will dislike the comparison to Coca-Cola, but it’s accurate in describing how unipolar force is applied worldwide and it is simple enough for Burgerlanders to understand the metaphor enough to get mad at it.