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You have to skim the article a bit to get the funniest part:

The new subscription can be stacked with a Plus, Gold or Platinum subscription for access to more features, the company notes.

It doesn’t even get you all the features. They still want to nickel and dime you.

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Go ahead, tell me how great dating apps are, I fucking dare you

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How the fuck do you be a “tinder snob?”

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Swipe Right to Find Out!*

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Standard rate of $499 will be charged to your account

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At that point why wouldn’t you just hire an expensive matchmaker. Who is this for?

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The people rich enough to spend the money and dumb enough to think they got a good deal

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Rich people who are vain.

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i can already pay $500 to go on a date with your dad why would i pay tinder

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Dad’s on Tinder now bro

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