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Huh, the only thing they sell is seefood.

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The groan I just grunt. Well done, hotdogman. Well done.

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Sadly it is likely a prediction of human self obsession.

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This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

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Someone ate the onion.

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I just realised lol

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:-) It’s really sad how believable The Onion has become.

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This is the most useless thing ever. Like why would you even care seeing how food likes like in your mouth? What natters is how good it tastes and how healthy it is

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