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If God loved the GOP as much as Republicans think he does, he wouldn’t have made Jimmy Carter the longest living president in US history

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intensely_human@lemm.ee
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As we all know, God shows his heavenly love by shortening the lives of your political opponents

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jeffw@lemmy.worldOP
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You ever hear an evangelical talk about Katrina?

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Tsavo43@lemmy.world
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Only the good die young. Democrats live forever.

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scarabic@lemmy.world
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Jimmy Carter also loves Jesus a hell of a lot more than any Republican, as you can tell by his actions. If all Christians were like Jimmy Carter I might actually like them.

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FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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If God loved Trump as much as Republicans think he does Trump would be a beetle.

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