The guy who started a social media leviathan to creep on girls is now selling pervert glasses. Imagine my shock!

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A fine job creator making the means of production accessible to the middle class. I wonder if this is going to accidentally become a pervert honeypot, since it’s very likely all the media generated will be tracked and tied to a user. It’s like a cop body cam for the everyday folks. Isn’t it fun living in a cyberpunk dystopia?

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Wearing my meta ray-bans to buy drugs is great because I can price check and convert weights instantly. And when I’m organizing with my comrades I can read wikipedia pages right there on the spot

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Like these bozos have to know that people outside of influencers going on exotic vacations are going to buy these and creep up women’s skirts, right?

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I doubt they care as long as they can hoover up more information.

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Musk was def a mod of jailbait and upskirtshots, right?

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can’t wait for cops to go psycho and start snapping random sunglasses in fits of agitated hysteria

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If they start snapping Oakleys boomer chuds and cops are going to have a nasty breakup

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I miss when new tech toys sounded fun instead of knowing there’s a very high chance that what’s coming next will further expand the corporate surveillance state and add more e-waste on top of that.

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The guy who was using AI to help him have conversations on dates has to be hyped as fuck about this news. Sorry ladies, but the sunglasses stay on during dinner.

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It's ironic, but it's still gross

“This will be great! Now I can feed in footage to my facial expression analyzer to determine which of my AI generated lines has the biggest impact. A few rounds of iteration and I’ll finally get laid for sure! Ooh, and if I leave the pervert glasses on during, I can do the same thing to enhance my love-making prowess until I’m an apex sexual predator!”

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Man who’s played too many dating sims and think dating should actually work like that.

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15 points

Twitch chat spamming poggers when I bust

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I’m going to get into arguments about how I’m actually a bad person for not wanting six figure salary computer touchers to have such creeptech because the poor smol bean six figure salary computer touchers need to stalk and hack their way into tricking women to fuck them.

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“Oh man, she’s so interesting Date Bot what should I talk about?”
HOW ABOUT A SEXY DATA FILE FORMAT. WOMEN LOVE DATA STRUCTURES.

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I always imagined the future of wearable tech as real-time language translation, AR mapping, and accessible health monitoring, but we’re just gonna get creeper porn aren’t we?

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accessible health monitoring

We are getting this but for the worst reasons to benefit the worst people.

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