23 points
Microplastics as a service
3 points
12 points
That stuff is everywhere and it’s our fault.
28 points
Hurr actually it’s normal. The earth has cycles of microplastic abundance and we just happen to live in the peak of one. Duh.
12 points
5 points
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Not my fault. Nothing that happens is my fault if I don’t have the power to influence it.
My point being, people tend to say it’s “our” fault when they mean humanity, but it’s not. 99.9999% of humanity have no power.
3 points
10 points
At least some pointy haired manager is going to misinterpret that and boast they’ve transitioned to the cloud
4 points
6 points
I read that as “The microphones are in the clouds now”. That’d be a whole different type of dystopian, and not very boring!
Microplastic, though… that sucks.