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“Ever since 2063, we simply drop a giant ice cube into the ocean every now and then. Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up it takes more and more ice each time. Thus, solving the problem once and for all.”

“But…”

“ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!”

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just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning… and then he gets mad

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That’s a pretty ominous name for a png file to be honest

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#Futuramadidit

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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, GOODNIGHT.

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That line never fails to make me chuckle

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Once and for all!

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This also causes the days to be longer. Moving all that ice from Haley’s Comet increased the mass of the Earth.

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The ice caps are already falling into the ocean so we basically don’t have to do anything.

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Well, great. World saved, let’s continue making profits.

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