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Can we get an update on this man’s health?
I want an update on his butthole the morning after, I love Carolina reaper hot sauce but PHEW, I have to limit myself if I don’t want too painful of a shit the next morning
They had to surgically bypass his butthole, would have caused too severe damage and our plastic surgery hasn’t gotten buttholes down just yet. They installed a sting from his upper intestine directly to a lead-reinforced toulet.
Man’s going on a spirit journey with a coyote guide after this
News headlines next week:
“Guy dies after eating 135 Carolina reapers.”
Or
“Guy had 135 Carolina reapers surgically removed…”
Seriously, I hope he’s ok.
Whyyyyyyyyyy
Apparently it’s to break a record, but that doesn’t really answer the question of why tho
Guinness stopped recording some records, apparently, because of the increasing health risk in trying to break those records.
If this is a Guinness record he’s challenging, I can’t see that as a long-term thing.
Yep, it’s a Guinness World Record
Not only has he set an astonishing record for the fastest time to eat 50 Carolina Reapers (6 min 49.2 sec), but he went on to eat 85 more after finishing his record attempt!
He has a death wish
Nah, you can see how he puts his left hand over his mouth after each one, he’s hiding them all in a fake plastic thumb. No but seriously either this guy’s somehow coated his entire digestive system with some kind of protective lining or he’s gonna suffer a very painful death. I wouldn’t want to be his sphincter the day after this