23rd Century rizz

Rizzmatic.

“Y’know, some sort of North Atlantic Bloke Organization… oh shit oh fuck how did all these Nazis get in here”

We are Lisa Simpson trapped with a country full of Homers.

Gaming attained perfection in 1998.

If you use a turkey baster then that counts as tool-assisted.

what a girl gonna do for you when she can’t even be arsed to regulate her own body temperature

“Dear Shigesato Itoi, pls add dual wield in next EB patch. I am not a crackpot.”

Congrats! Enjoy your poo.

Yes isn’t even at this concert.