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“I convinced myself I was gay when I was a kid”.

Well congrats, bud: you also convinced me you were gay when you were an adult.

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I doubted that was in the bible, but that guy knows his stuff:

“… when the Galoshan asked Jesus about the Greeks’ fornication, Jesus said unto him: ‘The LORD has built a divine calculus to judge the acts of men. If it is true that the Greeks lay thus with each other and that their bowels protrude from out of their rectum, then it is because the LORD has willed that anal sex = prolapsed rectum’. Upon hearing this, the Galoshan was gladdened, for his own prolapsed rectum had been a gift from the LORD.” - Romans 1:27

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Make sure to have some rolly polies in your compost heap to eat the rich 🍽 those little guys can remove heavy metals from the corpses of the bourgeoisie 😋

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Summary since I haven’t seen it in the comments yet: they cracked his phone. There was some sort of high level briefing and some info got leaked:

  1. He either had or just googled some kind of depressive disorder (could potentially relate to motive if he was bipolar and having a manic episode or something).

  2. He had pictures saved of the schedules for both Trump and Biden’s national convention appearances. So he could have been trying to go after both of them, potentially.

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Basically, the Wachowskis (directors) are trans. The trans aspect was only one part of the film, but the idea is basically that your body in the real world (sex) is separate from your identity in the matrix (gender) and the character Switch (who has a male body but is a woman in the matrix) is maybe the clearest example.

The Wachowskis themselves both say that there is a strong trans element in the Matrix while Lilly Wachowski also says she doesn’t know “how present my transness was in the background of my brain as we were writing”.

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-53692435

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Oh no - that’s different than the polling I’d seen. I think the stuff I saw was before the whole brain worms thing, so maybe it’s more of a mixed bag now.

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If the Dems were smart, they’d make a big show of doing this. RFK is way more popular with conservative independents than liberal ones.

Raise RFKs visibility and signal that he’s “important” enough to warrant this level of protection and maybe he gets more coverage and splits the vote. Only like 4% or something support RFK, but that’s still a significant voting block in a close election

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We’ll all understand it as schutzstaffel soon enough, I guess

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US presidents get SS protections for life after their term is over

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They have, and they haven’t. Intentionally. Basically, they defined what counts as Official acts but not Unofficial acts. POTUS only has immunity for official acts.

So, say Biden drone strikes Trump and claims immunity for protecting the constitution or whatever. He immediately gets taken to court for murder, sedition, etc. The DC district court finds “yep he’s immune alright”. The ruling will get brought before the Supreme Court at which point they’ll say “oh actually, the president is immune from everything except drone striking political rivals - obviously the FoUnDiNg fAtHeRs wanted the president to be able to do anything EXCEPT drone strike white people. Biden, you’re guilty of murder and sedition now and will be summarily executed”.

Then what. Civil war, I guess? All the “moderates” and “undecided” voters would make up their minds pretty quick and vote in whatever ghoul republicans put on the ticket. They’d probably use Biden’s action as pretext to crack down on all ideologies left of fascism. Say “trans ideology” is to blame and use the FBI and CIA (which they’ll then have complete control over) to imprison LGBT people en masse, then academics, political rivals, “the communists, Marxists, fascists, and the radical left thugs that live like vermin within the confines of our country” as Trump said, etc.

Who knows what would happen, because the entire political landscape would radically change and SCOTUS would never give Biden immunity to do jack shit - they left the ruling sufficiently detailed to stop all prosecution of Trump and grant him immunity for Jan 6, but sufficiently vague that as soon as Biden provides them ammo, they’ll immediately use it against the entire Dem establishment.

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