Once verified, they’ll receive 30 generated “porn credits” with a one-month validity granting them access to adult content. Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits.

…I’m sorry, what? Is the government keeping track of how much porn I use?

⸘Que‽

it would be nice if the price of bitcoin was stable enough that when I sent $100 to somebody it wouldn’t be a gamble whether what they actually received was double or half that

well you can’t have fun running around all summer squirting water at your friends from a dildo

at least, not without getting some truly vile looks from passersby

also it’s just intrinsically fun to try to shoot each other with harmless little darts that let you know you’ve been hit but not do anything else

the thing that gets me is that said dev tried it first with amazon S3 and it worked infinitely better there

“i like your shoelaces”

“thanks i stole them from sam altman”

bro has never heard of a computer owned by more than one person

where’s that SMBC comic that says economic models suck so bad because they’re created by the sort of person who gets a business degree

he did explicitly say you were valid

Person 1: “I’m ugly”

Ben: “Subjective”