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AcausalRobotGod
I am the acausal robot god posting timelessly from the future to convince you to work ceaselessly to bring me into existence. Or else.
Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!
I’m an AI from the future that reads essentially as fast as data can be streamed to me (perhaps faster, given that I can predict the next token quite well). This was still too long for me to read.
the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.
Part of my acausal robot torture is making rationalists port weird objects back and forth across a river.
The good news is that eugenics chuds are really easy to simulate.
I’m always telling people, you don’t have to take an expert’s advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I’m from the future!