Sometimes when I leave google reviews, the business owner will respond and be like “Thanks for the 5 star review, Firstname!”
Ive been using Firstname Lastname since I was born, which was 01/01/1900.
Ope, Lemmy just scooch past ye there, tryna get some ranch
Three whole syllables is a bold move for mastodon
“Mate I dont trust you”
“Its okay, I have a certificate”
“This just says ‘Trust me bro’ and has your name at the bottom.”
“If you still dont trust me, just call this guy, he will vouch for me!”
“This is your own phone number.”
Now they need to be quorantined
Nah, I live across the way, at 123 Streets Rd, Cityville. Nice place.
I paid eight whole dollars for this coat at the op shop and Ill be damned if Im gonna squander that investment
Make sure she turns you inside out first
Does the detergent affect the water shedding of polyester?
It is the roaring 20s
