that’s the neat part, I don’t

why do they use the whole star anise pod when there’s a perfectly good beanis in each one

You just need to convince a guy running a restaurant that you can 1) cook things 2) not burn things 3) show up to work on time and stay when you’re needed and 4) not quit in like a week

If you enjoy cooking and want to try it like go for it, don’t be me and start cooking in your 30s because you think you can’t handle it. The bar is low and if you fail, well, literally everywhere is hiring cooks

If you can cook good food you’re already in the top 25th percentile of cooks

i’ve fallen from a coconut tree, help, help, what is my context??

Someone on here said something about the pathfinder game and my partner and i started playing it tonight and how in the shit ass fuck are you supposed to design a character the number of options is insane

It took us 40 minutes to basically go okay let’s just be some kind of monk

Do they have a weapon that can destroy the eternal soul

what do you thinkin they zapped Bernie Sanders with

the lyrics of his generation

The song of their people

i choose to believe they threatened his grandkids or something

I’m a fan of everyone, except when they’re not a fan of me