Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]

slender pretender going on a gender blender

that is fair & valid & understandable. hmm. perhaps i should lean into this natural disguise of mine

kinda wish i wasn’t so often called an elf by people who find me attractive

this is the good life. all goblin, all the time

I loved it, because I didn’t have to do shit for an hour

had a teacher who’d put the same films on for us over & over. it was sweet as hell for a good while, until our resident tryhard turbonerd started screaming about how they wanna be learning things the teacher genuinely kept forgetting we’d seen the stuff already, so his reaction to this news was more shocked than angry.

“so you’re a lady, huh?”

-“actually i routinely rip farts so loud it scares our cats”

yeah i’m fresh outta fucks to give. it insisted on announcing its intent on a server that’s not just us commune folks. it made this everyone’s problem, so currently i’m blasting it in the open where it can’t squirm out of it.

wtf this headline is breaking my brain aaa

also :3

appreciate it i’m just glad i’m well medicated lmao

wishing you a wonderful day