1. The Dollop- one comedian tells another comedian about crazy shit from American (or sometimes Australian) history

2. My Brother, My Brother, and Me- an “advice” show with three goofballs

3. Darknet Diaries- stories about hackers. Well researched, often with interviews of the people involved

Immutable, adjective: Unchanging over time or unable to be changed.

From the article: “We want a reliable desktop experience that runs everything, but we’re too lazy to maintain anything. So we automated the entire delivery pipeline in GitHub.”

So, in other words… “Please don’t ever update your system or everything will break”

Which will fuck us first: global warming or nuclear winter?

What we have are grown adults who can’t agree on how many days there are in a week. This is not done. This is not CLOSE to done.

“Hello, Bitwarden? I’d like to hack one of your customer’s accounts that I do not know the password to, allowing me to access all of the passwords you are storing for them. I mean me. Because it’s my account, I promise. Pretty please?”

Yes

Put them in a jar with distilled water and 2-5% non-iodized salt. Let them ferment a few weeks, then blend it up for some tasty hot sauce.

Check out the Asobi Asobase ending theme

Thanks! It’s Heavenly Bamboo.

UPDATE: 24 hours after my last email to the landlord, and still no response. Not as satisfying as an acknowledgement that they were wrong (or maybe even… an apology?) but I’m pretty sure that means I’m in the clear, and the plant is safe.