Surely this aimless guitar noodling can’t last the whole movie, right?

I wouldn’t want to be mauled by a fearsome gonad either.

I think we can pretty safely put Scotty and Trip at the bottom of the pile. They’ve never shown any specific aptitude for medical work and I think 24th century Starfleet basic medical training and technology helps everyone else. Of the remaining three, Geordi seems like he would be very nice and try to be as helpful as possible about your injuries, but I’m ranking him 3rd overall. I don’t recall O’Brien ever doing anything on screen to indicate his medical competence, but we can guess that maybe he’s seen enough combat to have picked up some of the basics, so second place to Miles. Torres, with her extensive knowledge of programming and reprogramming the Doctor (enough to suggest a DNA re-sequencing of her own baby to the Doctor [Lineage, Voy]) and the fact that her year at the academy may have been a double major in engineering and medical [Extreme Risk, Voy] makes me put her in first place.

My sources say that he is full of turtle meat.

0 points. Brutal. I actually felt like I was getting further away with each clue. Still a good game though.

I liked it too, great art style. Although since I’m already nitpicking: a morning star on a chain seems like the least practical underwater weapon imaginable.

Except that the scabbard makes the wearer immune to blood loss.

The Culture and it isn’t even close.

In Le Morte d’Arthur we learn that the scabbard is actually more valuable than Excalibur itself because any wounds received by the bearer wold never bleed. In the final panel of the comic there is a large pool of blood forming, presumably by the lady of the lake’s death (or maybe her hand being bitten off). There shouldn’t be blood.

That is a brilliant mashup.