Just got a new job after 3 months unemployment. While I’m glad to not be homeless, I’m going from 5 weeks vacation to 2, from full-time remote to dragging my ass to a cubicle 3 days a week. The worst part is putting that fake fucking smile on my face so my new bosses can’t tell how much I despise being there.

It always needs moar desu

If people want to talk to me, they’re friendly and nice.

If I want to talk to people, I’m being clingy and annoying.

Simple as that

Dude went from eccentric inventor to powerpoint presenter

Your GenX peers wanted the same from you, as did their Boomer peers from them. One day, those same zoomer friends of yours will be confused and annoyed by their Gen Alpha friends’ slang, and the cycle will continue.

Forget stock photos, this is the real top lemmy meme

I’ve had some "oof"s hit harder for me than full conversations. Sometimes you just need to know the boys feel for you even if they’re not saying anything.

You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies

It’s basically the same genre, but “Trip Hop Beats to Relax/Study To” just doesn’t have the same ring to it

So happy I deleted my 4chan account, really helped curb my desire to kill the women I date.