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I want to have two, named Fuck Around and Find Out. That is one serious face.

Do you believe in any gods? No? Then you’re still an atheist. Full stop.

I’m not respectful of others’ beliefs when they’re idiotic.

In other astonishing news, water is wet and we’ve fucked up this planet.

Why does his face remind me of the Phantom of the Opera? Maybe there will be an unfortunate chandelier falling incident.

Understatement of the millennia.

I’ve heard that before. Feel like it’s not actually her quote.

That’s painful to look at.

And it used to take SO LONG for all of it to load!

Jesus looks like a woman with stick on facial hair and the hands of Emperor Palpatine. The driver looks like Bruce Campbell with a smaller chin. I feel like this means I should put down the phone and go to bed.