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Backlog3231

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I’ll just cry like a little bitch in court again. It worked last time!

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Trial will be over by the end of the week and he’ll be executed by the end of the month. Meanwhile cannon will find a clerical error in Donnie’s case and reschedule a review for “some time next year if I feel like it”.

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You should read about fatbergs before doing this though.

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This would make a great gag gift!

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I appreciate you.

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Tankies will tell you that because he was never seen or heard from again, that means that the Chinese government set him up with a nice retirement package and he lived happily ever after!

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They don’t actually delete anything. They will throw the physical samples away but retain your entire identified genetic code.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17611256

There’s a better source out there but I can’t find it atm. They hide behind an obscure FDA rule. Something about retaining genetic data for 20 years no matter what or something.

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I figured out the secret to P.E. in school.

I just didn’t go. I skipped almost every gym class from 7th grade to senior year. I was able to talk my way out of getting an F somehow so I never got held back or anything despite literally never going for years at a time.

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