Rocking that Corelle.

I swear that stuff was nigh indestructible.

An embroidered sex towel?

Fancy

I was alive in the eighties. I witnessed the birth of social Media, but I’m having a hard time remembering the harems. I was too young to vote though, so maybe that’s why.

“Here’s mud in your eye”

I have no sense of time, so I need a clock strapped to my arm.

I do the same lol.

Though not because it’s hard to reach, it’s just my silent protest to changing the time.

Little do they know that we have an impenetrable TSA army that have trained for this very moment, waiting to spring into action!

But in all honesty, I think the odds that Russia would want to bomb US passenger planes is about as likely as a land invasion from North Korea.

I guess they kicked him off Fox. A heir has to eat, may as well grift the elderly.

I just want to say that I think this is the dash from my old car a Toyota Yaris.

I miss you ole’ buddy. I’m sorry you got rear ended and totaled. You were a great car.

Rifle rounds are well known for “lodging” within the first couple of inches of impact.

Pistol rounds ricocheting of rocks however are almost always through and through wounds.

Being shot twice in the exact same space is to be expected as bullets tend to roost is lodging places.