That would explain the inspirational speeches he gives the troops. He’s a motivational speaker of sorts.

Food™

Start with the YouTube app, it’s unusable now and may actually convince me to cancel.

As long as you are fine with random skin and hair stuck all over your body you don’t need one.

All this simping for him and Trump just announced he’s going to destroy the EV credits cause EVs are too expensive. Remind me, isn’t oil still to this day subsidized by taxpayers?

The recipe was hand delivered by Satan him/herself and this was where they harvested the black demon piss for the base ingredient. I wish they would put up a sign so I can stop explaining it.

He’ll do well there, he’s got those horse fucking eyes just like Lee

Pancakes is just wheat bologna.

AI is going to do this with our history one day.

Futurama. I don’t what I would do if I couldn’t tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.