I know I am

Teachers should quit en masse.

Meh, happened with the boomers. This whole country is designed at every level to stifle progress in left wing thought.

I will teach the children how to torrent

They’re playing the games anyway and their steam accounts prove it.

People used to be such better writers.

I spent my 9/11 learning that insurance aint covering the surgery I need on my tailbone and the only surgeon that will do it will only do it two days before I was supposed to fly to my family for thanksgiving vacation and recovery involves no sitting. So no thxgiving this year, no seeing family, all PTO is going towards recovery, and I’m paying out of pocket (putting in on credit, there’s nothing in the pocket). Oh an no refunds on the flight ticket even with medical emergency. Happy 9/11!

5 years ago, Trump privitized pork inspection. This is the result of letting the industry regulate itself.

His insights are sooooo boilerplate yet he absolutely insists on being some outsider thinker. He literally just sounds like teenaged me after watching a season of Penn & Teller Bullshit.

farting rn