I recently learned that I’m not a cat-person

How do you mean? “[R]ecently learned … and it made me very sad.” Makes it sound like you discovered you had an allergy or something?

There’s medicine for that though—I got asthma attacks from being with cats, so I used inhalers for example.
There might be a way!

It was literally a shitty day.

Mystery flavor obviously.

Lithuania installs ‘dragon’s teeth’

They gon’ have to set up some laser and flame turrets next.
I played Factorio, so I noe.

Sch-sch-scho cute! 🥺

And strangely, sounds like a poison gun I picked up in Borderlands.

Saudi Arabia … human rights

So say we all!

What if they choose Firefly?

Shiny, Beltalowda.

Biomes exist for a reason

That’s why I always dug quarantine tunnels in Terraria.

want to go do some bowling with me?

Hey, cousin!