My extremely valuable hexbear posting time

This is my pledge of allegiance

shes saying she thinks 1234 episodes didnt happen by coincidence and that they pumped out filler to hit a satisfying number

turning a big dial that says “Democracy” on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

PSL too

This is almost as good as the time that kid dropped a Smash Bros combo video because people called him out for saying the n word

I want to talk to my Burkinabé coworker so bad, I haven’t seen him since the start of the summer but last time we talked about west african politics for like an hour or two he said he’s a big fan of Traoré and an even bigger fan of Sankara. Really wish I could pick his brain right now

(when there are political views i disagree with) hmm, seems like theres some astroturfing going on

It annoys me to no end when libs try to be clever by saying Ruzzians or CCCP or whatever…they will never be as smooth as Maoist Standard English

This just isn’t right without the dumbfounded look on the guy’s face