BustlingChungus

Goddamn, I gotta go watch Red Dwarf again

Calliope has never been fed in her entire life… (she was fed 15mins before this photo)

Yeah, I understand that. I feel like I know you, you know?

Samboy Barbecue Blast 🤤

Check the math? What do I look like, a numbertician??

I an so sick of the “just don’t buy it” response to people complaining about increasingly shitty practices. It’s like if someone pisses in the far side of the pool and other people decide they like the warmth so they tell you just to stay over on the far side - The pool is still tainted, and maybe next time the pool cleaners decide not to use chlorine…

20 year old films? I didn’t realise someone had made the movies before Peter Jackson…

checks date of release

…fuck

No, this happened a few years ago, but clearly it’s a lot more common than I thought!

I feel like we’ve all been there; House-sitting a cousin’s house, invited a girl over. Cooked dinner for her, and showed her the guest bed she could sleep in. Went to my separate bed. She then says she’ll get lonely in there by herself so I get into her bed and spoon her falling asleep in record time. I’m not a smart man.

A milder story than some here:

Someone had accidentally sent an email to the whole company of 44,000 or so employees. Cue a bunch of emails -replying all- asking why they were receiving the email… followed by another wave of emails asking people to stop replying all.

Was a great popcorn moment, and made me laugh every time a new email came in.