I remember hearing that either the Navy or Marines had rampant gay sex. If I can get that through torrenting, I’m in.

I feel like it would be cool to have a mass decapitation using those scissoring mechanisms. Just stick the billionaire— I mean I cops— I mean Nazis— I mean —

—heads in each of the holes in the scissors, and let er rip. Maybe we can do it as an act of trying to 1 up France?

Oh no, they’re getting desperate

I don’t get it grandson ??? They are not in an elevator ., call me

The Enterprise and Millennium Falcon should put aside their differences and sloppy kiss, boobs pressed together, etc.

https://movie-web.app/

A free and open source online web app for streaming content. They’re committed to no ads, pop ups, or other weird malicious stuff you’d see on other streaming sites. Binge a series or two!

Wait— this was posted 24 hours ago. Oh well.

Phones should have FM radio not as an emergency feature, but as a method of banging out the tunes. I wanna jam out at a campsite with no downloaded music and no cell service.

I am terrified thinking about how many pilots or aircraft engineers zerk off to aeromorph porn. There is too much plane porn online, some of you people are lying about being innocent.

“I anxiously await your unboxing video,” he wrote.

Lmao

Nonono, you don’t understand, dude. See, there’s these hats, right? But sometimes, the hat has this super rare effect, see? And, if I spend $2.50 per crate key, I can sell that unusual hat for more than I spent on the key, making profit. OR — hear me out — or: I could spend the unusual i unbox on MORE crates and keys, and get more unusuals.

That’s not digital gambling, right? Right.