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CarbonConscious [he/him]

CarbonConscious@hexbear.net
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We need that meaty sausage-finger down-v as an emote and I mean we need it for something.

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And what’s more, standard legal. So you’re gonna see a lot more of it no matter what format you play.

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A short but fun kids-are-scary story.

When our oldest was 1-2yo, we were reading some Halloween themed picture book and having them point at the pictures.

“Where is the bat?”

points at bat on page

“That’s right! Now where is the skeleton?”

points at skeleton on page

“Great! Now where is the ghost?”

instantly turns and points over my shoulder towards the empty corner of the room

“…heh, how about the ghost in the book buddy…”

points at ghost on page

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My score or ranking or whatever was several orders of magnitude below that, so it’s unlikely we ever matched lol.

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I was going to make a joke about smurfing, but then thinking about what that actually implied made me reconsider.

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Chogo for a long time, then just gave in to the spin-to-win and went Darius. Also got pretty good with Rammus, just rollin around.

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Tag yourself

No, I absolutely will not.

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It comes and goes, really, along with other forms of hate.

Things get nakedly bad, which galvanizes people to organize and rise up and push back, the libs and cons get together to say "Whoah those people over there sure are hateful, let’s put a new holiday on the calendar and pass a law that says “hey you’re not allowed to officially discriminate against this group (wink)”, the capitalists pop champaign and celebrate their inclusiveness, things seem slightly less bad for a few weeks, then the extremists get pissed off about the tolerance of those groups, the elites use their anger as an excuse to neuter the (already basically meaningless) protections, the chuds celebrate this as a win and use that as a rallying cry to organize and recruit, and saying anything about it means you are either ignorant or an extremist because “there’s already laws protecting those people! There’s no laws protecting my way of life! (all of the other laws)”. Things get worse again, but now chuds are emboldened because they knew all along they were going to get their way like a child screaming for oreos at the grocery store.

Sometimes after a few hundred years things get marginally better! (on the surface)

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I mean tbh I’ve been saying all along this is the kinda shit I want AI to be doing. Let it examine and compare thousands of pictures of my dookie so that the manual dookie-watchers can go out and retrain as artists.

I mean surely, this kind of thing will result in an overall improvement in our society and not just like, warehouses full of marginalized people flipping through millions of dookie pics a day while getting paid piece-work rates well below minimum wage while draining several nuclear reactors worth of power just so that The Company can bill this service as “AI” and some tech bros that made their millions on the dot Com crash and crypto scams can look at their weekly dookie-score and go, “huh, 6.8 this week. Guess I should eat some more grape nuts” (but they actually don’t even). Definitely not that.

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