Crack0n7uesday
Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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No, this is the song
Mann Shorts, so the story line is presented in d&d format…
Cop: Ma’am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.
Florida woman: I’m getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.
(This actually happened a long time ago)
But my uncle TimTom said it was true!