CrunchyBoy

Mmmm, boot. So tasty. Lick lick yum.

Who keeps the metric system down?

“I’m sorry (this got out).”

That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Private property is more important than human lives, got it 👍🏻

Thanks, couldn’t have done it without you.

It’s surprising the 90’s didn’t give us a “Speed on a plane” flick. Or did they?

There’s Air Force One, I guess. And there’s probably a Steven Seagal plane movie.

“Animated Good Internet Find” has bad adjective order, those are GAIFs now.