They don’t want to get their fur wet.

Camden is great if you fancy getting fingered in an alley by a geezer wearing sandals in 2°C.

I always knew Carrey was an Adventure 2 fan.

Unlimited Mug (I’m a cynical Londoner).

Maybe they should build a city in the ocean where these intellectuals have full control. Maybe experiment with some cool drugs.

I thought this meant you’d be able to play Mario Kart DS online on your Delta flights.

It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.

As long as they stick with Linux as their target platform for the future, then I think the hardware side of this is safe. The problem is if their storefront goes to shit. People have pretty much their entire hobby reliant on one company on a platform that’s supposedly meant to have open competition as a benefit.

Valve is just one shite CEO away from going from PC’s blessing to its curse.

You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.