You should have asked for a video of the fight

Let them fuck eachother, I am busy

(Doesn’t doubt it for second)

I should stop opening this god-forsaking app in public. Fucking first post in my front page. (Couldn find it in pink ꃼ︵ꃼ)

So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

If you told me this was true I wouldn’t doubt it for a second

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

This screenshot is an attack made by chemists with the intent to cause aneurysms on unsuspecting biologists.

It is native to Australia, which doesn’t surprise me at all given that it looks more like a trap designed by a deranged dungeon keeper than a creature

Reminded me of the high geologist post