90 points

Who won?

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53 points

Society

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42 points

Who’s next?

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33 points

YOU DECIDE!

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25 points

EPICRPBTTLSFHSTRY!!

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70 points

You should have asked for a video of the fight

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29 points

i assume this is about right

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40 points
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“Okay, I won, omw”

Edit: actually, I just noticed they led with a slutty amount of Ys, not cool

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23 points

Yeah I was VERY confused by the opening message. I 100% thought I was being hit on when I sent “hello”

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6 points

Next time ask if they’re taking bets!

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3 points

Wait. When was that a thing?

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8 points

Since millennials got old enough to be slutty texters

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33 points

Stay safe? If that mf wants the tip, they must fight for my order!

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21 points

DoorDash Battle Royale

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3 points

Literally the Chinese workforce rn

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19 points

What I’ll never understand is people paying $50 for some cold garbage from Taco Bell.

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89 points

My fiancé is disabled. On bad days (emotionally or physically) ordering is the best way to get food. It’s expensive as fuck but it’s a lot better than barely eating or not eating at all.

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34 points

I’m disabled as well and understand this a lot. Thank you for helping them have a safe food they can eat. Please always remember that when you’re providing care to someone, you need to care for your own emotional and physical needs as well. Ordering in can be a reprieve for you too and that’s valid. Ignore the other commenter, they’re giving me red flags about being controlling anyway.

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-14 points

🙄

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8 points

If you can handle the upfront cost Factor has been a lifesaver for me. I’m in the exact same boat. I love to cook but on bad days I can’t even look at the stove or oven. Factor heats up in a couple minutes and while it’s not health food, it’s healthier than most delivery.

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4 points

Factor and cook unity got me through my surgery recovery and divorce (same time!). They’re great options. I prefer cook unity but my understanding is it’s local chefs so ymmv, and since it is less industrialized sometimes the meals are a bit odd like they stopped giving a fuck about ratios that day and just slapped whatever in there

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-34 points

So’s my wife, but I’m not feeding her Taco Bell. She already has enough problems.

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52 points

Fam they gave you the reason, you know almost nothing about their situation, show more empathy

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23 points

Don’t be so harsh

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20 points

Why you gotta be like this

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19 points

What if she asked for Taco Bell? Do you always choose what she eats?

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5 points

This is hilarious

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8 points

When I use Uber Eats, I’m not really buying food. I’m buying stress relief.

I frequently have to get up at 4am and don’t get home until 8-9pm on days where I go to my main job then teach night classes at the University. I’m busy that entire time and simply don’t have the time at home to make a lunch or time at work for a lunch break.

Yeah, I could meal-prep on the weekend, but the last thing I want to do with my precious time I’m not working, traveling to work, or sleeping is prep for the work week.

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-3 points

And the only restaurant is Taco Bell? Did they finally win the Fast Food Wars?

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