In both cases, wear your seatbelt, you ding dong.

Do you know what “larger” means?

Chiefly in the form of farticles.

Or just any time you try to shut down Windows without pulling the plug

I love the smell of irony in the morning.

Sucks that lamb is political.

At least the drivers don’t just sit at lights when they turn green. Your ass is getting honked at in under half a second.

What, you don’t like lamb?

Y’all started your own shit in Europe. Don’t tax us for your fuckups.

90° is technically “cooler,” yes.