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I just want to loan out the dick. I’m gonna need that back when you’re done with it.

My pronouns are He, He, He.

Haha. Shut up, you fuck.

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You’re full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit … because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn’t too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it’s part of the deal. You can’t live forever and there is a time to move on.

Batman forever and ever and ever…

Grow teeth…where?

Or it sounds like you shut-ins will do anything to not have to deal with people.

Yes, the convenience of the machine having an error and forcing me to wait while a supervisor wanders over to fix what I, or the machine screwed up.

I fucking hate these things. If they want me to ring up my own groceries they can fucking pay me.

Edit: and to those that think these are the greatest, you’re all outstanding, grade A suckers.

So what?! I responded a lot. Where’s my article?