Dryad [she/her]

After loading in and getting basics like Wifi and fingerprint lock set up

Just as a general rule I’d advise against ever using biometrics to lock anything, especially your phone. Cops can legally force you to unlock your phone with biometrics but not with passwords.

Furbabies aren’t real

Now c’mere and lemme rub that belly … you know, if that’s ok

Yeah I don’t know shit about fuck but I’m not immediately concerned by the idea. Most bacteria we come in contact with is somewhere between completely benign and outright beneficial. Our bodies are really good at dealing with random bacteria.

You will never be this oppressed

Just wait till I’m done with em

Ok that works too, ace couple non-sexually cuddling

Given te fact that this young man has literally never fucked

Given the fact that Link’s house in Hateno is now referred to as Zelda’s house in TotK and there’s still only one bed, they were definitely fucking.

Also men and women from throughout the world are constantly hitting on him in both. Either its a world where bi/homosexuality is considered normal and uncontroversial or Link is just canonically the hottest man in Hyrule and the average guy is just willing to risk facing homophobia for a shot at banging him.

None of this even takes interpreting, this is all surface level lol

Sorry we only like real anarchists here. Not the site for you.

Yeah, fuck Palestine! Wait what :cat-confused:

I kind of like that she exists. She’s part of the world’s deep lore now. Imagine reading in a sci-fi story that there’s a super high-tech anti-hacker measure and only 2 super-mega-hackers certified by Hackerman himself or whatever are able to get through it.

And one of them is this fucking person.

Idk I just think it’s magical