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Fapper_McFapper

Fapper_McFapper@lemmynsfw.com
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Khodakovsky’s scheduled suicide to commence shortly by falling out of a 6 story building while shooting himself in the back of the head.

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A country without a navy has obliterated Russia’s Black Sea fleet. What do you think will happen if NATO gets into a direct confrontation? Russia always with the saber rattling. You’re starting to sound like Kim Jong Un Putin and that’s not a good look.

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If sales are declining that means that profits are also declining. The only solution I see is to increase the price of their coffee to make up for the lost sales.

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They forgot the step where you piss on it before throwing it into a raging fire.

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You’re a pizza delivery boy, pay no attention to the other pizza delivery boy behind the desk or the funny looking cat in the shadows.

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Money laundering.

Although it would be nice to think he’s so fucking broke his only option is to sell lame shoes.

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