Paywall…

I willed it into existence.

companies should be required to open source shit like this once they drop support for it

Damn right they should!

Anything requiring a smartphone app to use should be an instant non-starter for everyone.

[Cologuard anthropomorphized box appears and demands your poopies]

No shit?

Ah ok, so like Queen Anne’s Lace and Poison Hemlock?

Yeah, I am not botanical enough to get this, but presumably it’s something poisonous?

Maybe a folding reverse recumbent (aka tadpole) but they’re heavy and might be tricky to get onto a bus especially if she has any sort of physical impairment. Sounds like a scooter or electric skateboard would probably be off the table too.

Regular trikes have the same issue of extra weight/bulk and are extra dangerous cornering because of their tendency to tip over. How far does she need to go exactly? Is eliminating the need for the bus entirely an option?

Otherwise, maybe something like this https://www.walmart.com/ip/TopMate-ES32-Electric-Tricycle-Foldable-E-Scooter-Seat-Adults-15-mph-Lightweight-3-Wheel-Mobility-Scooter-Reverse-Function-10-Tires-Trike-Commuting/746353277 but understand it’s not going to be something she can or should ride very fast, especially when cornering. Not sure what the general name for this style of bike is, but it might be light enough that she can carry it while still being a trike.

Sexual orientation isn’t really a kink but lol