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Which is also failure of Biden. The old man just could not keep up with the shifting of the tides; every play he’s got came from 30 years ago.

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Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin some fuckin muscle.

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The Princess and the Pea, reborn

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The heart of the message is that salvation is to be found only through following God, and not those who would claim to be god-like. The Lord, in this case, is making the distinction that, while the trappings of godhood are easily available and easy to mimic, any who would clothe themselves in such garb are false, and seek to deceive. It’s a warning.

Jesus was pretty clear in his messaging: following his teachings, and walking his path are the only avenue to becoming one with God. And along the way there will be many tests of character and many who will try to dissuade from staying righteous (ie remaining true to Jesus’ words).

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nervously sweeps eyelashes off keyboard

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Well that is disappointing. Goddamn it Buzz.

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Matthew 24: For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect

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What, she couldn’t hold the corner of the washing machine to her jaw?

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