FunkYankkkees [they/them, pup/pup's]

The old sheepdog continues to ineffectually bark

you have killed … a bunch of americans

Needs cw for fascist imagery

From extensive research I have determined the markers of USAmerican masculinity:

• Owning multiple firearms that they are barely competent with
• Owning an oversized car “for towing stuff” that can easily be towed by a small hatchback on the extremely rare occasion they use their tow bar
• Being angry about things they barely understand
• Having a poor standard of hygiene

The Final Five

I knew they were fucking toasters

Dead within a year

Whoever wins will have an assassination attempt within a month but due to the decrease in quality of USAmerican assassins over the years, they will miss and hit a secret service agent or something

Europeans will obviously not be happy with all the Americans showing up, and will treat them well, and accept them peacefully into their society bully them

Critical support to the euros for bullying the yankees