Jesus god Damn Christ, you insufferable fucking dip shits.

No, Cumberbatch is NOT Khan!

I repeat again, Cumberbatch is not playing Khan!!.

I bet you didn’t see my huge twist! Don’t spoil it!!

Bongino? WTF? That guy is the real world incarnate of the smooshed head wojack meme.

I put my cisgender pronouns in my corporate email signature and THIS is how you repay my bravery?

It’s fucking simple you dumb liberal. It’s Economics 101!!

They never even took Economics 101.

$10 bucks says that when the U.S. media ask Trump why he cut off aid to Ukraine, Trump won’t be able to make at least one dig at Zelenskyy being short.

We’re gonna give $2000 Stimulus. *

*$2000 includes a previous $600 you already received before we made this pledge. This is not going to bite us in the ass at all.

It’s like these libs believe that Kamala [INSERT CURRENT DEM SLOP] is entitled to our vote.

Try some turpentine Tommy!