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Interesting that this is “Livin the dream”. It happened at my friend’s workplace and the leading theory is that he did some diddling and is escaping the repercussions. Guess it’s a fine line…

This excuse would be plausible except for one thing. You claim to have a direct line to a supreme being who tells you right from wrong. You think they’d drop a hint about not shagging kids.

In particular she used a private jet for a 13 minute journey

I joined some bullshit conspiracy group on Telegram once. It was full of the usual right wing tripe, but one of the common things they complained about was the “globohomo” agenda. I loved this term. I can just picture GLOBOHOMO INDUSTRIES with an evil lair full of sexy buff henchmen trying to turn the moon into a rainbow or something.

The CD-Keys website changes the tab title to “We miss you” when the tab loses focus. Pisses me off enough to close it every time.

Pretty funny that when I was younger it made sense that Lisa could be president because she’s really smart. In reality, Bart probably has the better chance. I feel a “im14andthisisdeep” post brewing…

Every time I see this guy, I chuckle at the fact he needs a stage name to sound working class because “Stephen Yaxley-Lennon” is definitely a person who shops at Waitrose

This is meaningless if it drives back on the same roads. “You can drive for 30 hours on a roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire without ever leaving the roundabout in Blackburn, Lancashire”

One time I had an ex ask me for some obscure cable that I happened to have. We went over to my cable drawer and as I pulled it out she said “Why do you have this drawer of random cables?”

FOR THIS EXACT PURPOSE BECCA YOU BITCH