Y’all didn’t watch Selena documentaries as part of your school curriculum?

I appreciate your intentions my friend. But I guarantee to you that nopale graffiti is not a problem.

These are cultivated nopales. They grow lots of new pads every year for harvest. This is like scratching a picture on a apple.

It’s weird seeing how “the algorithm” has genuinely only made things worse. Falling into the YouTube rabbit hole was a thing, and it was entirely organic. From the loose connections of topics, you could start from any feel good funny video, and end in detailed documentary about MK Ultra.

The best algorithm was no algorithm and there’s no way of ever going back to that. I feel pretty lucky to have experienced the internet before it became everything.

My hairline directly correlates with sales at the grocery. When I wake up bald, I know I’m eating good that night.

Maybe, you should try sitting on my face so I can find out.

When was this when they needed this scale of production, but weren’t using animal driven mills?

Bears are solitary animals and any interaction after being raised is to either fight or fuck.

…I might be a bear.

If you got the message, hang up the phone.