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Bears are solitary animals and any interaction after being raised is to either fight or fuck.

…I might be a bear.

If you got the message, hang up the phone.

10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I’ll get my time and I’m going to enjoy it.

I finally got insurance. Now if only I had sex.

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5:40 but you should sit through the 5 minutes of cringe to get there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTxk4X8tlK8

He couldn’t even make fries. The kid walked him through the easiest thing ever, clearest instructions ever, has obviously been teaching people. Trump still fucked it up. Kid tells him to put them slowly in the oil and trump tries to put it on the hanger. The kid had to grab his hands and pull him away to get him to actually put the fries in the oil.

I keep thinking this is the one where I’ll grow some chest hair, and then my hairline just recedes further.

Skip your mouth and just shovel it directly into your gullet