My god what a trainwreck. I’m so sorry folks

I have no clue what any of this means, but I guess I’m not the intended audience

are all these execs on crack ?

“It is time for communities to break free of walled gardens and take ownership of their existence online.”

So, literally the fediverse ?

A few years ago in Paris I was waiting for my train to Marseille and the announcer was rambling about our destination like he were paid to advertise it. “Marseille ! its cicadas ! its legendary sunny weather ! the smiles on people’s faces !” after a while he seemed to run out of things to list so he went on with random stuff “its horses ! the ladies’ perfume !” I had a good laugh

Ok I was ready to be disappointed but this is lengendary

I’m realizing just now I always considered this normal. I guess after years and years of it happening I didn’t question it anymore. No question it was annoying as fuck, though. Thanks Zhu

It looks like a shitty futuristic movie prop

I don’t understand why people don’t collectively quit Twitter and flock to Mastodon. It’s very simple, it’s better for everyone

Not sure if you read the recent article or not, but the guy responsible for this enshittification came from Yahoo, where he applied the same policies. So you’re more literally correct than you may think