I have a sqatti potti to get the natural position, but you know, sometimes you just build up some serious gas and it just comes out like a hydrogen bomb with spray everywhere…Kind of being serious here, I’m interested in the idea of a bidet, but practicality seems a bit off to me. Are they easy to keep clean?

Like, do you have to clean the thing after every go?

Ahh, interesting. I think I’ll look into the separate kind, seems like a non-committal way to try one out!

Forcing people to do uncompensated labor, such using smart phones or the internet to make medical appointments and fill out a ton of forms, make payments, and/or self-check out is bad.

Touch screens in cars are bad.

The internet (especially mobile internet since about 2012ish) is bad.

Most modern software sucks, usability has gone backwards. I blame Apple (and Microsoft following them). I use Linux, have for years, Libre Office needs some serious front end fixing, it’s been bad since it was star office.

Give me back my MTV.

Schedule via a phone call, fill out the paperwork at the office, go to exclusively to Aldi and let them check me out because they are so freakin awesome, etc.

You should be avoiding aspartame anyways, it’s a neural exciter in the brain, acts as a nuero transmitter that flips stuff on. It’s terrible for my tinnitus, causing an immediate increase upon consumption, which is a disorder caused by already overcited nuerons.

I stick to sucralose or stevia for soda, or for a sweetener, L-Glycine amino acid.

I think reddit is some sort of louche extraction machine by the archons while we’re stuck in samsara. Reddit is only suffering these days. I used to use an app that could filter out by sub, so I would never run across the emotionally draining posts (about 95% of them) and then all apps were banned, and it’s worse for my mental health than going at it without a condom.

high contrast black on white text on a monitor. This is bad. Monitors are not paper. Give me light grey text on black-grey background all day long. I have to custom color firefox just to use the damn internet.

I get GS-12 pay. I’m part of a special project ran by a special agency to appear as a legitimate organic user and to slowly push for de-escalation of extremism one rationale comment at a time. Thanks for blowing my cover, jerk.

BJs is a club, it’s in terms of the membership. Same with SAMs, and Costco.

On the other hand, other stores can’t detain you, it’s not covered under “shop keepers privilege”. Watch you-tube on shop keepers privilege if you want to learn the laws around that. Also be careful, stores can and will legally evict you (some stores are petty as fuck like that) and then if you go there, you’re trespassing and can be arrested. It’s generally legal to deny a member of the public access to your store for any reason, as long as it’s not a prohibited reason under federal discrimination laws.

You are not immune to propaganda.