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Man does time fly… just saw her in The Bear and it’s nuts how old she is now.

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My favorite. The BJ is so much better when you have a finger inside them. I can never last long, though, sadly.

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Dude totally aimed it and succeeded in getting shots up both nostrils.

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Ugh I wish… been working since I was 15 and I guess had the luxury of never not having a job? 25 years now and the longest break I have ever seen was 3 weeks for the birth of 1 of my children. The other was only 2 weeks. I can also count the amount of times I had 2 weeks off which was 3 times. The rest has been the normal 1 week off twice a year with a few other days here and there… I’m so tired.

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Seeing these comments makes me a bit nervous lol. Honestly, it’s probably been a very long time since I used my imagination over porn. I do think of other things while it’s playing, but that’s different and still porn. It’s also gotten worse over the years, to the point that I actually need a real person to talk with so cam girls help with that, but it’s expensive… so I only do that once every 3-4 months as a treat.

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Anyone know who this is? She’s perfect.

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I always just assumed it’s another visual for porn. There is only so much you can look at, so it helps add more for the viewer to think about. It looks hot, but in reality, I would imagine it’s rarely done. I have never done it either.

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Hooray! I was a big fan over on reddit, glad to see some of my favorite people finding and using lemmy! It was hard giving up all the things I followed.

I hope you enjoy it here.

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Brought my wife of 10 years a couple of new toys last week since the 2 she had she destroyed (she will never admit to that!). Replaced a mini bullet which is her favorite and tried something new and went with a wand. We haven’t really had the greatest sex life lately, mostly due to 2 small mids. Finally got the chance to use them out last night.

Started off innocently enough with me teasing using the bullet. Took a small break for us to go outside and have a few puffs of a recently rolled joint, this is also rare since she never likes to smoke, but the times she does normally leads to her wanting it really bad. We end up back inside laughing about something before I push her up against the wall and keep her hands from moving while we makeout for a few minutes and I work my way down to her tits. Push up her normal bedtime shirt so I can get my mouth around the one while my hand is playing with the other. Once I hear the tiny moans coming from above I suggest moving to the couch and she agrees.

I ask her which toy she wants to try first? She wants the bullet, I quickly spread her legs apart, one laying on my legs with my hand on it while I gently caress it with one hand while working the bullet over her panties with the other. After a few minutes she asks to turn up the speed which I do, working it up and down spending more time in areas I get heavier responses back. She asks to go under, I slip the panties to the side and use my other hand to open her just a little to slide the bullet in. She is already dripping wet. She says she doesn’t want to go so I pull away, she did not like that. I suggest the new toy and she is saying yes! Quick! So I pull out the wand and go to work hovering at the top area where it slightly works its way around her lips as I add pressure on and off up and down. She wants more and wants the speed to go higher but sadly I find tell her it’s already at max. It didn’t matter because shortly after that she had the most intense orgasm which seemed to last 20 seconds. When she finally recovers she says it’s my turn.

I quickly remove my boxers and sit back as she leans across the couch to play with me. Once I was good to go she kissed it a few times before sucking on the tip. Drove me wild. After a minute of that she starts taking me all the way and at this point I can’t keep my hands off her head. Move her hair to the side and gentle pushes where she would keep me inside her mouth for as long as she could. I was in so much pleasure I wanted to fuck really bad at this point but she said no and that she wanted to keep me in her warm mouth some more. At this point I’m close, but I wanted to see her really get sloppy so I suggest she play with herself using the bullet which she happily agrees to. Moments later, after she gets the bullet going on herself I can hear her moaning while still sucking me and things get really intense as she is taking short breaks to enjoy the waves of pleasure she is having and then craving me right after while continuing to suck me. At this point I can’t hold it in and tell her I’m going to go and she holds down on cock as I explode inside her mouth as I feel some drip out and most of it ended up down her throat. We both collapse and for the next 5 minutes just go wow before getting up to cleanup and head to bed.

It’s been ages since we had something this intense and passionate and really hope to continue the trend but we’ll see I guess. I guess the toys really helped! I have been teasing her all day today telling her how badly i still want to fuck since we didn’t get to. I am hoping round 2 will be tonight and try some more using the toys as well! Sorry if this was to much, I normally do not go into detail like this and it’s not like me at all but I know I used to enjoy the stories I saw on reddit and figured I would try it out and maybe someone would enjoy it. I know I’m not the best writer either haha.

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