Mr La Forge, reroute all power to the soviets on my mark

That just gave me a flash vision of Mortal Kombat II, but you’re playing as Biden, having forgotten the meds that make him stop challenging people to fistfights that day, and you have to climb the tournament, fighting Scaramouchi, Kushner, Giuliani, “Dark Brandon” using palette-swapped Biden sprites, and other wacky characters before you can battle the big wet cheeto himself

He was the only one who could defeat Trump - but when the liberals needed him most, he vanished

But at what cost?