I’m not saying people would accept it. But honestly, I’m not entirely convinced people will accept anything at this point.

If January 6 wasn’t enough to convince you the future of this country is on the line, and if Project 2025 isn’t enough, I just don’t know what to tell you.

The Democrats stink on ice, sure. They’re a bunch of ineffectual morons, and they only show it more and more every time they push the responsibility to fight this threat onto the voters. But that doesn’t change the fact that the threat is real, and even if the Democrats won’t act like it is, we must. If we want there to be a 2028 election, we must make sure the Republicans lose the 2024 one.

If Biden drops out, it’s an open convention. The party can put Harris or anyone else forward as their preferred candidate, but the delegates aren’t pledged to them the way they currently are to Biden. Anything could happen at that point, really.

I think they’ve also used a few WCW PPV names.

Gotta maintain those old trademarks somehow.

Literally the point of minimum wage is that it’s minimum. It should be the bare minimum we would give anyone for taking time away from their lives for the benefit of a company, regardless of the amount of work done.

Frankly, if we’re going to start adjusting pay based on the quantity and difficulty of work done like that, we are going to need to start paying frontline retail workers a lot more, and CEOs and the like a lot less.

God, that was fucking wild.

Seriously, for a kid that grew up idolizing Hulk Hogan, it’s hard to oversell how impactful his turning heel was. It’s like if Santa woke you up on Christmas Eve and bitch slapped you.

Yeah, I’d happily boycott them, but apparently I’m not rural enough to even have one close by.

Still, I wish all those queer farmers the best of luck. Fuck bigots.

I’ve said it many times, I wish the boogeyman Democratic party that exists in Republicans’ fevered imaginations was real. They get shit done.

Orange, small, and kickable? So just the Wonka experience again?

Our press is too busy with far more important issues than Trump’s advisors plotting a fascist takeover of the country. You know, like Biden being old.