First post to this community ever, it’s only fitting that it be a balance whine :)

People be fat

Great, do it. I don’t care where the content comes from, as long as it’s interesting. I’d rather stay here than go back to reddit.

It is a Linux VM though. At least that’s what I’ve heard.

Try using the landline to rule out bluetooth/hearing aid reception. Some of what you said sounds reasonable, but some of what you said sounds like schizo shit. Come on man, you really considered that somebody planted a bug in your house 20 years ago and gave your neighbors access? This is nutty.

RSS is great! I use it for Slashdot, Youtube, some webcomics.

What about memes and shitposts? The subreddit didn’t really allow those, at least for a time.

dick shitting nipples

That image looks crystal clear to me. You’re masturbating too much.

Baby monitors surely existed, a DYI bug like that would be super easy except for the secretly connecting it to power part. It’s possible to detect those radio waves as it’s like unencrypted, but I’m not sure exactly how.